What's the point of history, you ask?

This is from the historian Derek Brewer (1923-2008):

"Nothing is more tiresome than broad condemnations of the present in comparison with the past. But the past rewards the sympathetic interest of the present with suggestions of otherwise unknown modes of being. So we may appreciate what we do not want, or at any rate cannot have."

He's actually talking about medieval clothing here. I find it helpful to have these little plates of armor to defend against such whiny questions as I sometimes hear about the "point of studying history." This isn't the only or even the best answer, but it's a good one.

Also, here's something of interest: in the 14th century there was a valet named John Russell who gave directions to other valets. At the end of the day, when the lord was readying for bed and all other arrangements made, "the valet drives out the dog and the cat, giving them a clout, and bows good night to his lord." So, give your cats and dogs a good clout tonight, and off to bed.