Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Take THAT, men!
Tonight I saw a woman sporting a shirt that read: "If it wasn't for WOMEN...men would still be sitting in caves scratching themselves," and I thought, "What?!?! You mean it's women that keep me from all my self-scratching-while-cave-sitting-in? Dang it, I knew those monks were on to something." Anyway, apparently whatever clever person it was that designed that shirt forgot that men do not self-spawn, so if it weren't for women, there wouldn't be any men at all--just the one Man, chillin' in the shade of the Tree of Life and hanging out with God in the cool of the day. Well, I guess you just have to enter the spirit of the thing, for the letter killeth.
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My first thought when I read what the shirt said was that she must be trying to incite me to rise up and kill all women.
AMDG,
Janet
So someone does read this thing other than Sally!
Killing all women would be a challenge, of course, but what worthy thing isn't? I just didn't understand the point of the shirt. Seems like you could find some sting-ier barbs than those, if you're into the whole let's-make-fun-of-men movement. Good grief. Watch a sit-com or something, you know?
Oh darn. I didn't mean, "incite me," I meant, "incite men." I personally have to desire to eliminate women.
AMDG
Don't desire it, Janet! Don't!
I mean, "Shasitz!" That's what my code word says.
Yes, the desire is key if you ever hope to accomplish it...though I suspect the first "to" is a typo? But anyway, I appreciate your honesty. I was going to make you an honorary man, but I understand if you want to be named among your sisters.
...doomed to destruction though they are. Sorry about THAT, ladies. Caves and itches, here we come!
Augh! The to was supposed to be no. I should just give up.
I'll pass on the honorary man. Honor is more than I deserve.
AMDG
Honor is a heavy burden. But where did you get The Honorary Man, and to whom will you pass him?
Don't confuse me Aaron, it's the end of the semester and I'm using all my little gray cells for the disgusting ins-and-outs of Economics.
AMDG,
Janet
Gasp! I am Monica the Man!
Economics? That is disgusting. My apologies.
Oh, forgive me. See, just one mistake after another.
My verification word is caroftsh which, in the swishy letters in which it is written, looks like car of fish.
AMDG
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